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- Half & half will make bad coffee good, and good coffee, great.
- Au jus cannot help poorly prepared brisket.
- Country Griddlecakes from IHOP are da bomb.
- Hashbrowns at Village Inn are better than IHOP’s.
- My homemade homefries are better than either place’s hashbrowns.
- For a Midwesterner, I make damn good cheese grits.
- Rock shrimp are not worth the work it takes to shell them. Shell ’em for me if you want me to eat them!
- I didn’t ask for your opinion – I want a chocolate malt made with mint chip ice cream. With extra malt. A lot extra.
- No matter how many times you tell the guy behind the counter to add more malt powder, it’s never enough.
- Trust me – do not get the whole smoked turkey from Penn Dutch.
- It is worth it to cook your own pumpkin, freeze it, strain it and make your own pies.