I don’t have nuthin’ on Joseph (Oct. 21)

To paraphrase..last night I had the strangest dream.

I dreamt that we were evacuating the planet and I didn’t want to leave because I had finally gotten my closet organized and it looked so good. I snuck off the escape vessel and went back to my house to get my digital camera and took pictures of the closet.

This dream repeated all night. All I gotta say is that in my dreams, I really like minimalist closets.

Oh, and don’t tell this to your husband during lunch at the Vietnamese restaurant. They are apt to embarass you with their laughing.