Things I like about Toronto:

  • The ‘freshness’
  • Incredible diversity and tolerance
  • They have amuseum dedicated to SHOES
  • The Royal Ontario Museum (ROM)
  • The Oktoberfest sausage sold outside the ROM
  • It isn’t 98 degrees and 98% humidity
  • I love the fact that you can get “Indian Style Chinese Food”
  • IKEA

Things I don’t like:

  • The drivers. You know that little stick next to the steering wheel? It’s a TURN SIGNAL.
  • The taxes – man, you get it coming and going.
  • They don’t like my country very much (which is OK, sometimes I don’t like it very much either)